Chris Klein is like a skin tag removed from James Caan’s right buttock.
Guns vs. brains.
Ho, ho, meh.
Benjamin. Wahlberg. Clash of the titans?
How did this become a thing?
Pod People would explain a lot about show business.
It’s a long, sad, pitiful way down.
By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth!!
Some days, you just can’t keep a dead man down.
The tragedies of modernity.
Our flies, our selves.
Good Bruce Campbell movies without Deadites? Is such a thing possible?
Sometimes awarding a “Participation” trophy isn’t so bad.
What the Witch hath wrought.
What happened to the good ol’ fashioned slasher flick in 28 years?
I’m pretty sure Victor Mature would chew David Caruso up and spit him out.
It’s like nirvana for a horror fan.
Robbie and Leto aren’t enough to save this DC disaster.
Sadly, stupid is always in motion.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Who ya gonna call? Not Paul Feig.
Watch these two movies or get punched in the eye. It’s essentially the same thing.
Sequels made 20 years later? What could possibly go wrong?
Hey! Remakers of “The Stepford Wives!” See that thing you missed back there? It’s called THE POINT!!!
What’s the plural? Villages of the Damned? Village of the Damneds?
Boredom is a universal language.
Love is a many-splendored man.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to super-heroes.
Art house schlock vs. action movie schlock